drake is literally a pedophile and that’s that on that
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But it was me,Dio
On God this is how military kids walk around campus
You got me.
I can also nail you with a bb gun from over the horizon and regularly march up and down mountains for fun.
screenshots dont do this justice
*inhuman clicking*
the millennial steve irwin
(Source: glorywholhero32)
angel, descending from the heavens: D͓̼́͝O̧͕̹ ̣̳̥͜N̸̷̢̠̹̻͖Ǫ͉͘͟T̮̺ ̗̮͚̱̩͖̫B͏̷̩̝͇̞̤̹E͇͚͈͘ ̵̫̮̘Ą̲͉̲̟͓͖̠̳́ͅF̛͚̱̭̺̯̣͘R͙̙̹A̢̗̙̹̭̰͉ͅI̡̢͕̮͖̬̳͇̘̕D̬̥͡
me: damn…u single???
angel:
me:
angel: not to blaspheme but;jesus christ
as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years
this picture literally is divine influence
The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank
this reply completely knocked the wind out of me